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作者aesdu
不知道老師會給他幾分~
高中的時候很多人都有在補習班作聯考衝刺，
有一個人他英文很爛很爛，
一次模擬考的英文作文題目是"A Dog"，
結果那個人就這樣寫：
One day I see a dog.
I said：「Hi！」
Dog said：「Hi！」
I said：「Can you speak Chinese？ 」
Dog said：「Yes！ 」
I said：「So，let`s speak Chinese！ 」
Dog said：「O.K.！
I said：「你最近都在作什麼ㄚ？ 」
Dog said：「我這兩天才剛剛從主人那裡走失．．．． 」
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就這樣聊起來了.....................
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太誇張了啦!我笑死了! 
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When the Nazis came for the communists, I remained silent; I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats, I remained silent; I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists, I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews, I remained silent; I was not a Jew.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.
Martin Niemöller (1892-1984)
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